The Best Vegetarian FMLs

Most of us know of the acronym “FML” and how it’s used to describe situations that are less than desirable. Smosh has rounded up the best FMLs from vegetarians, and a few of them are listed below!

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that’s just my family. But what I wasn’t expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, “Eat me! Eat me!” then throw it at my face. FML


Today, an old man started telling me about the high price of meat. I told him I wouldn’t know, since I’m a vegetarian. His reply was, “Oh, most vegetarians are slimmer.” FML


 Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he’d spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, “Thanks but I’m a vegetarian”. FML


Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I’m opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML


Check out more vegetarian FMLs at Smosh!


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