Most of us know of the acronym “FML” and how it’s used to describe situations that are less than desirable. Smosh has rounded up the best FMLs from vegetarians, and a few of them are listed below!
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that’s just my family. But what I wasn’t expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, “Eat me! Eat me!” then throw it at my face. FML
Today, an old man started telling me about the high price of meat. I told him I wouldn’t know, since I’m a vegetarian. His reply was, “Oh, most vegetarians are slimmer.” FML
Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he’d spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, “Thanks but I’m a vegetarian”. FML
Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I’m opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
Check out more vegetarian FMLs at Smosh!